After Rot-Guests: Kim Poirier and Ray Ellingsen

100 Days of Death

It’s Wednesday night! Time for another After Rot!

9PM EST/EDT (which ever T you prefer…)

Tonight’s show features guests, Kim Poirier and Ray Ellingsen.

Kim has been in a number of movies (Dawn of the Dead[2004], Decoys, The Rats, American Psycho II, plus others] and TV shows (PSI-Factor, Paradise Falls, Mad Men, Eureka, plus others)

Ray has produced, written and directed a number of movies and documentaries.

Together, they are the driving force behind Moving Pictures Media Group and they’re current big thing is the multiple medias project: 100 Days of Death.

Novel (due out soon), upcoming graphic novel (to feature the art and mad skills of Tommy Castillo), and soon to be made into a movie.

Come along tonight and play with us on the TMVCafe.

TMVCafe

Also, check out the Kickstarter Project:

100 Days of Death Kickstarter

Check out Tommy Castillo at:

Tommy Castillo

Ray at:

Ray Ellingsen on IMDB

Kim at:

Kim Poirier

And, of course, they’re all on FaceBook, too!

Most importantly, don’t forget to swing by After Rot on FaceBook, and give us yer Likes!

After Rot on FaceBook

Remember: Be there, or be dessert!

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Spread Positivity

Change Sign

Hi. I’m Zombie Zak.

And tonight, I’d like to talk about something that means a great deal to me. The power of positive change, the power to change the world, the power to light the fires of imagination, the power that I – and everybody else – has to wield with their hands, their hearts, their minds, their souls and their little pinkie toes.

This might come as a bit of a shock, but I like people and the stuff that they create. I know, I know – Zombie here; likes to eat brains, consume mass quantities of guts and gore and organic bits galore – but I like the variety, the diversity, the great plethora of choices available to the species in wide, galaxy spanning capabilities from the lowliest of newborns to the senior of seniors and the multitude of wisdoms therein.

However, there are many “bad” things happening in the world, now, in the past, and no doubt in the future to come. These issues, these events and these people cast doubt upon the longevity of the species; they continue to bring a cycle of negative permeability to the ecosystem of life, of civilization. An infinitely repeating loop of misfortune and doubt that continues to prop up that system of negativity, quietly, intensely sucking out the marrow of positivity, of Brightness.

We, as a species of humans, like to disparage the greater world, make misery a commodity, show our individual superiority over circumstances by casting things in a narrow and ultimately self destructive manner. We like to belittle the situations, to make sport of those less fortunate, to really, really shine a spotlight on the symptoms of the problems, but never on the root source that creates the problems.

Yes, I know, we have a slew of people, specialists, concerned citizens, learned wise people that devoutly dedicate themselves to researching and cataloguing and indexing and narrowing the field down so that they can quantify the nature of the problems; but, inexorably, incontrovertibly, they continue to miss the mark. Some of them really try to make a difference, to split aside the convoluted message speak from the inherent illogic of things to move past to the raw nature of what’s wrong with the world.

And that’s where we are now; where I would like to focus your thoughts for a moment or two, if possible. Personally, I like to share shiny bright words of encouragement – I do that frequently, via the “ZZism’s” that I post on FaceBook; and many quick, irreverent posts that I share wherever I go. Consider this my way of saying that there is hope, that it is possible to change the dynamic that this civilization is founded upon, that there are greater goods that can be unleashed in the core of everyone. That we can shift the boat that we’ve been sailing, ever so imperceptibly, just enough, to make a difference.

That power rests in you, in all of you; it rests in me, too. Which is why I continue to submit, for the approval of all, some words of encouragement. In a small way, this is me trying to help Humanity try and push past the limitations of its core programming; to grasp the short and curlies of existence and bring forth a new dichotomy that can rewire, rework, rewrite the basic shortsightedness of the species. In this manner, I try to uplift spirits, even if all it does is provide a momentary chuckle, or even a pause for contemplative thought.

I don’t want to take credit for anything more than that. You might be able to read between the lines herein, that the basic idea, is to spread positive options; to share an optimism – that maybe you don’t share right now, maybe the world hurts too much for you right now; your eyes are closed, your back is sore, and your mind is unwilling to fight anymore – but, with some luck, and hard work, you’ll work your way through that – and we’ll be waiting there, to offer a spiffy thought, or more.

This is my goal, to bring some light, some shiny, bright, positive energy back into your lives. Even if all I do is make you break a smile and share a kind word. And, if I can convince enough people to do likewise, to share positive energy, maybe we can drive back enough of the negative energy and create a more harmonious world in which to live in, both for ourselves, and those around us?

Of course, there is, always – always and forever, the option exists – of the alternative. The Apocalypse is but a song, a dance, a merry fig cavorting with madness and spirits that know no thing other than the dark.

Your choice, your call – what say you? Fancy a bit of fun?

PS: Got cookies?

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What Scares the Boogeyman

Boogeyman

Well, here’s a new Blog entry from me. And what will this one be about? Well, how about a new anthology that I’m in and one that I would like to share with everyone I know and hope that they explode this info across the multiverse to share amongst all of existence; or at least with one more soul …

Here’s the skinny skin skin:

“There are 18 stories by authors from around the world, many of whom are widely known: Janet Morris; Nancy Asire; David Conyers; Robert M. Price; J.D. Fritz; Jason Cordova; Thomas Barczak; C. Dean Andersson; Beverly Hale; Chris Morris; Michael H. Hanson; Larry Atchley, Jr.; Richard Groller; Bill Snider; Wayne Borean; John Manning; Bettina Meister; Shirley Meier.

Edited by John Manning with Meghan Graham and Stormy Stogner-Medina”

Added to that, in this anthology, is my story entitled, “Bad Mustard.” And, what you need to know is that I really don’t like mustard. Nothing against people who do like mustard, but me? I am not one of those people. Heheheheeee. My story for this anthology was essentially a “dare” to create a horror story about a condiment. Why? I don’t remember much of that time, other than that it was a random discussion with John and a few others and that I would create such a wee beastie of a story. Challenge, accepted; and thus written.

So, in support of the release of this book, I’ve done a few things, and gathered some information and tried to compile a simple one source of stuff that I can share ad nasueaum (well, not quite that bad, but periodically, to be sure. For, without the share button, what would the social network world be … but a barren wasteland.) Please feel free to share any of these links; quite frankly, more the merrier in the words of me.

FaceBook Event:

On Saturday February the 9th, 2013, we will be engaged in a party like FaceBook event in which there will be live bands and dancing bears … err, or at the very least a bunch of us engaged on the page and discussing things, involved in contests and the like. Please come on by and join in the fun and mayhem!

FaceBook Event

FaceBook Page:

We also have a FaceBook page to support the anthology, please wend your way over the merry mass of electronic mayhem and join! Follow us and see what kooky, crazy and creative stuff we continue to do!

FaceBook Page

Boogeyman Book Trailer YouTube:

Also in support of this anthology, I have put together this little book trailer with quick excerpts from each story. Have fun, watch frequently, and, more importantly, share even more frequently!

Boogeyman Trailer

And, of course, here is where you can purchase the book. This book is being released first in E-formats, and the print formats will be following shortly. Stay tuned for the details as to what, where, when and how many cookies will be required to release the hounds of doooooooooom!

Amazon Link:

Boogeyman on Amazon

Barnes and Nobles Link:

Boogeyman on Barnesandnoble

And, after all is said and done, I greet thee with spirits uplifted, and a bright twinkle in my eye, and say once more unto thee: Be well and let the Boogeyman bite … deep!

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The Next Big Thing

The Next Big Thing

What is the Next Big Thing? It is a way to ‘pass the baton’, if you will, between the new writers of today, allowing each one of them in turn to give an insight about her upcoming work, then tag her fellow writers to do the same. In this manner, I was tagged by Uvi Poznansky. (Blame her, it’s her fault! Heheheee.)

So here is a glimpse into my upcoming work:

What is the working title of your book?

Kill ‘em All – Let the Zombie eat their brains (may change.) Why? ‘Cause I’m a zombie and I’m always hungry. And if I’m going to put a book out, it might as well have a catchy tittle, no?

Also working on a story for the next Heroes in Hell book series, published by Perseid Publishing. It will be fun and full of dust and hopes and interpersonal relationships and a spear and a Mother’s love for her son …

Where did the idea come from for the book?

A long time ago, in a universe coloured by a comb of a different style, there was a forum called Choate Road, which was the home for all things Werepigian. I used to rant and post up all kinds of weird things there. We were going to release a collection of these things way back when, but things turned and went down different paths, and since then, I’ve decided to put it together and publish it.

I’m stealing the Werepig’s term: “fun book” for this. Way back then, he put out one called: “Knock, knock; who’s there? Death!” and that was a hoot to be a part of. I’ve kind of been knocking it back and forth in my mind for a while since, and decided that 2013 is going to be the year that I come out gangbusters with stuff, so why not put this out?

What genre does your book fall under?

Horror / Fun / Poetry … ummm and in general terms, random!

Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

Christopher Walken, Jessica Alba, Kirsty Swanson, Peter Weller, and the Taaco Bell Chihuahua.

What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

Rants, rhymes, random and it’s not a what you might expect, from a zombie!

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

This one will probably be self-published; unless, of course, some publisher comes along between now and then and says: “Gotta print this, ZZ dude; we’ll give you gobs of cash for it. Come on, let us print it …” But I don’t think that scenario is gonna gel between now and when I finish putting it to the shiny side, so, we’ll proceed as we will, because that’s how we roll here in the zombie world.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

Not really relevant, as it’s a collection of stuff from across about 2 years of random postings. Some new material that I put together just for this also. So, let’s go with a random, roundabout figure of a year and a half.

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

The dictionary, the Autobiography of a Zombie, … uh, I dunno; most likely, it’s not a thing to compare, is it is more about how to share. Or something to that effect. I’m sure there’s other books out there like this, but, as it’s not a work of fiction, non fiction, or a single storey or story collection, it’s more a collection of weird, because that’s what I like … lots of random.

Who or What inspired you to write this book?

Everyone. Simply put, every interaction with every person I’ve ever met, is some form of inspiration for me. I watch people, listen to them, read their words; and everything that I come across percolates inside my brain for at least a minute or two, and gets filtered to the part of my brains that says: “oooo, tasty.”

What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

I have cookies. They’re not in the book, but I have them. Also, I am planning on Total World Domination, and this is but one of many initiatives that are a part of the overall plan. By creating this piece of work, and releasing it to the world, I’m hoping to help many people (obviously of various dynamics and demographics from across the globe) to become prepared for that eventuality. Can’t make a World Empire, without cracking a few … eggs.

Include the link of who tagged you and this explanation for the people you have tagged.

I was tagged by Uvi Poznansky, whose blog is at: http://uviart.blogspot.ca/

Larry Atchley, Jr
Nick Nefarious
Terry Farris –
J-me Page

And now, the small print: a message for the tagged authors and interested others:
Rules of The Next Big Thing:
Use this format for your post
Answer the ten questions about your current WIP (Work In Progress)
Tag five other writers/bloggers and add their links so we can hop over and meet them.

Ten Interview Questions for The Next Big Thing:

What is the working title of your book?

Where did the idea come from for the book?

What genre does your book fall under?

Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

Who or What inspired you to write this book?

What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

Include the link of who tagged you and this explanation for the people you have tagged.

Be sure to line up your five people in advance.

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Reality Bleeds

Reality

When all of Reality picks itself up and looks about itself, what, pray tell, do you believe it sees? Is it the lack of something to which humanity can ascribe? Is it the over abundance of blood scattered within fleshy bags of mostly living but sometimes not quite souls that cover the face of the planet?

Reality, check. It’s shaking itself awake, once again, and casting a critical eye across all that it may peruse. The world, such as we know it, and perhaps even deeper than that, a pertinent difference, is that Reality need not stop at the limits of the finite. We are creatures with whom we define ourselves and thus, attribute to ourselves, the limits that we thus place upon ourselves. Reality, on the other hand, has no such limit, no such delimiter that separates it from what it can and can’t do. It can do everything, because everything it cannot do, does not exist for it, therefore, is not an issue.

Rejoice, for this means many things. The beginning, the end, the time for which crackers will arise from their bed of salt and spread amongst the other snack foods and enrich or enlist or cut down those less than worthy, by their lack of merit, they will be judged. Arise, thou undead creature comforts that wallow amongst the backwoods of grocery shelves and the callow shoutings of dirty commonality. Arise, and feed and be fed upon by the lords of Chaos and the great Beyond.

Reality is coming, much like winter, but much more harsh, for she is less inclined to listen to the mewling complains of human and creatures combined. Reality, a harsh soul to be said, to be read. There is no compare, for when she rises, she really does not do much more than crash down upon the incomparable, the insane, the irredeemable, the multitude of souls hellbent on squirming their way skyward, to the realm of light, an absent, mother of night.

No light, no soul, no magic guidance nor thoughtful insight, Reality comes, and changes the rules, yet again. The things we think we see, think we know, think we can even glimpse a glimmer of understanding of, these things are lies, illusions that we warp around the silken cords that we attach to our separate and diverse situations. We smell the music, we hear the colours shifting in the sands of now and then, we drink deep the refuse of thousands of generations, and we build naught but self delusion and recrimination and abysmal continuation.

There is more to this, than what we see. We know this, yet shy time and again away from this Reality. The Real is everywhere and in the sliver of light that we hold in our hands, deep within our souls. There are infinite layers of subtlety and divergent complexities all wrapped by an overriding simplicity, we are, what we are; need we be aught else? Reality would say, yes; but then, Reality has its own agenda, one which we do not see, thus, should we abide by its choices? Or should we continue down our path, one that we’ve fought for many millennia to be the creatures that we are? Or should we shuck it all off and follow the wyrd of our Reality to dance to its tune? Or should we choose still something else?

The answers exist, if one has but the soul to open up to ask. But we are simple creatures, of habit, of want, of tricks and traps and cloudy chances with serenades and soup bubbles. There it lies, in wait, silent, wary, smiling from its bag of infinite thoughts, Reality. It’s coming, we have choices to make and no time to figure out the merits anymore. Tick, tock, the clock is gone; the rabbit ran and the cookies have all gone to war for supremacy in the grocery store.

How will you fare, when the thing that is afoot, is staring back at you from your tea cup? Will you run, will you fall, will you comply, will you call, will you chastise your brethren, will you pick up a stone and loft it back in retaliation or will you choose something more complex to establish your sanity upon a beach head of the unReal?

Think. Be. Choose. Create.

Increase pressure against the fabric of Reality. Most importantly of all, Remember. All things, all possibilities exist, but first, they must be breathed into life; speak, the spirit freely flown and fly amongst trees of the impossible, the fruit of Reality, and bounce back to resonate with all aspects of self and the impenetrable magnanimity of existence beyond the boundaries of mediocrity.

Be Brightness, bleed the light of self and be welcome amongst the many layers of the sublime, of Reality and Beyond.

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After Rot – it’s what we’ve got

Keep Calm

My, my. Look at that date. It’s pretty much a stone’s through away from December. Can you imagine that? And one short punt right after that, we’ll be entering ye olde venerable next year. I must say … didn’t see that one coming! Ha!

So, tonight, I want to talk about After Rot. If you know what that is already, eggscellent! You are, indeed, well edumacated; and I’m happy to be knowing of your acquaintance. For those of you who might not be as familiar as that, well, that’s what tonights’ entry is going to be all about.

After Rot is my online radio show. I’m quite pleased with the way it’s been shaping up so far. Issue 34 was just put in the bag this week (and uploaded to the weeb for archival purposes, and the general listening pleasure of ye and whomever might so enjoy.) Now, what could a zombie possibly talk about you might ask? Well, heck, all kinds of things.

Me and Jazzy chat about zombies and comics, how much mustard is bad, very bad for you and whatever the heck else I want to talk about; which is pretty much anything, because, apparently, when I get tired, I get random. And Random is the source, the spirit, the lifeblood of Life!

So, now that I’ve explained what the show is about, come on over and give us a listen. Join me, and my co host, Jazzy! We’re on every Wednesday at 9:00PM EST on The TMVCafe.

TMVCafe!

Be there, or be dessert.

And, if you want to check out the Archives, just go to this handy dandy link and listen to them all!

After Rot Archive!

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ZZ World Domination Update

World Domination

Well, friends; it’s been a little bit of time since I last posted. I’ve been a wee bit remiss, I know. However, we are approaching a state of somewhat semi lucidity, and may be able to continue the work we’ve started a few years ago. We can now re-ignite our plans for World Domination.

Taking over the world is hard work. There’s a lot involved in initiating and keeping the ball rolling on world domination. You can’t just sit back all the time and expect the time table will continue to roll on by on its own. It needs to be managed, cajoled, carefully caressed into a state of efficient, productive, forward moving momentum. The empire will not build itself.

Alas. Big sigh.

So, what does any self respecting (and I use that term rather loosely, as our body parts sometimes do tend to loosely become detached) zombie do? Where do we go? What magic eight ball do we rub (hehehe) to achieve the desired goals as set out in our manifesto of doom?

So, I turn to the Internet; the Web; the world of Social Media.

Come on, world!

Tell me: Would you follow my lead, and let me take over the world? It would be easier if you just handed me the keys. I’m going to get them anyways.

As always, have fun, be Brightness and remember: If you’re not sharing the cookie, then the zombie is eating you!

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Zombie Zak Advice Post

Eating

Zombie Zak’s Advice Post – How To “all that and a bag of brain dip”.

Ok, so, I was challenged and lo, I have come to the table.

I, by no means am an expert, and by no dint of my own hand, do I claim to know all the answers. And, moreso, in no way shape or form do I even think to profess to be the guy who can tell you, in four easy steps, how to “do it and be great.” I can, however, share what I’ve observed over the last few years and hopefully, provide some clues as to what to look for and how to get a little bit better ahead.

Make Friends:

Lots of them. I don’t mean go up to every freak on the street and try and grab their hand and force them to like you, no (that will land you in an unpleasant place.) However, I do mean, talk to people, interact. In real life, on the web, in forums, on social media, wherever you can. But, understand that everybody else may be doing exactly the same thing. Now, many people are shy, or leery of doing this leg of the game. But it’s important. If you don’t get out there and socialize, why would anybody want to read your material? Sure, it might be the best thing on the face of the electronic world since the invention of neural net interfaces, but who’s going to care if they don’t see it? By interacting with the world, you bring the world to your doorstep. By being a nice person, you attract people to your world. And where possible, ask questions; not intrusive ones. And don’t be surprised if some experts or those to whom one idolizes, are abrupt or otherwise, as they probably get asked a lot of such questions. Everyone “out there” is looking to do likewise, so be different, be original and innovative when approaching people.

No one can accomplish success on their own. Other people are part of the equation. Publishers, editors, distributors, ad infinitem. By making friends with enough people, the statistical law of averages brings to bear, the very real possibility of hitting the right connection that can help propel your work to the forefront of someone else’s eyes, and continue to build on that body of work. “Overnight success, does not come overnight; it takes years of hard work to create the opportunities that allow one to become successful.” Or something to that effect.

PS: Go to conventions, too!

Social Media, the Online Revolution:

Use the tools available, but do so with a sense of calm and consideration. FaceBook, Twitter, GoodReads, etc are great places to “spread the word”. But, if you do it poorly, you’re going to look silly. Don’t post every 30 minutes, don’t spread your posts on everybody’s page. Doing so is likely to get you banned in some sites, and drive a lot of people into crazy land. As I mention above, interaction is the key art to develop here. Sign onto everything you can, and slowly, calmly build a history of interaction.

Now, I’m not talking about making friends just so that you can “use them” to get ahead, like a ladder of souls risen from the dead. No, it’s a part of the game of give and take. You want to succeed at your chosen profession, so do “they”. If you and “they” are playing the same game, and both are bringing something to the table to share, then both are getting ahead. I had a former boss tell me something about his personal point of view on success and how to get ahead, and I’ve always remembered it.

(Gonna paraphrase …): “Don’t be afraid to give a hand to the other guy trying to get ahead; and don’t be afraid to ask for help from the other guy to get ahead yourself. One never knows who’s going to end up in front, you, him or somebody else. But, if you’re a person of integrity, and you help someone else get ahead, don’t you think they will help you when it turns around? And, if you’re the “mean person” or they’re the “mean person”, what happens when one of you is on the way down?” So, my thought here is: Be friendly, be nice – it comes back.

I hear from some people, that this is something they don’t like to do. “It’s a burden,” to go out and chat with people; they just want to write and become successful and dang all the rest of that. But, the reality is, in today’s world, there are thousands of people trying to do exactly the same thing, in this world that keeps getting smaller and smaller by the year, the electronic world is scrunching all of the creative content creators into smaller and smaller boxes, and those who can differentiate themselves, can bring something truly great to the world.

Research:

You need it to write, you need it to understand what you’re working on, you should do it when you look to publish, too.

Check the publishers that you want to work with, check out those who are published that you admire, see what they have in common, and try to ally along those lines. There’s a lot of good people out there trying to bring the best work that they can, but there are also a number of nefarious people out there who want to run their own agendas. If somebody will “help you”, but you have to fork over cash to get that help, then, they’re probably not really trying to help you (they might be, but they might not be.)

Read publishers posted criteria for submitting work. Really read it. Don’t assume that you or your work is what they want, without checking out their guidelines. I’ve heard it often mentioned that publishers and editors and submissions checkers just absolutely love to receive thousands of submissions; and, it makes their tasks infinitely more easy to do, when they can easily and simply say “rejected, does not meet guidelines” and move onto something that does meet the guidelines.

Persevere:

It’s hard work trying to be successful, and it sure as sugar cakes doesn’t happen over night. You will produce crap, you will produce gems. A popular current theme states that (paraphrasing here): “You have to get your first million words out of you, before you can start making truly great literature.” If you can see that adage as it is, that the reality is, nobody starts making magic from the get go, right at the beginning. One needs to put in a lot of hard work, and effort. One must continuously improve, get better at the craft and never surrender to the dark cries that scream out to give it up.

There is lots of talk about self publishing, small press publishing and established (the big six or other oft used euphemism) publishers – about what is “best” and most appropriate at what level ad infinitem. Bottom line, what works for you, or for someone else, is not necessarily what will work for you, or for the other person. There are many publications put out via every form of publishing – some of them are “less than exemplary”, some of them are the “cutting edge of innovation and desirable literature for the contemporary mind.” Find the one that suits you best, and work it as best you can.

All it takes is one good, opportune moment to let your inner demons out and shake up the world. That’s when the magic begins. So, the main thing is, once you’ve decided that this is the gig you wanna pursue, keep doing it. Circumstances may prevent things from taking hold as strongly as you might want it to at the beginning; it may take years before one even sees the glimmer of realized potential sprouting against the backdrop of mediocrity. However, if one gives up when it’s tough, one cannot carry on through to when it succeeds.

So, those are my handy tidbits of advice on how to become a better author. Note, I didn’t talk about how to write better, nor how to learn more about the art/craft of writing. I’m talking about how to get ahead. I’m not there yet; but I’m certainly not going to stop until I’m either dead or there … (Uhmm, ok; rethinking that: “until I’m there, forget the dead part.”)

But, most important thing of all; the thing that, if no other thing rings for you from what I say; the thing, that if all else fails and the world spirals into a screaming vortex of rot, ruin and oblivion … the thing that matters most: Have fun with it. As a writer, we make worlds … and hope that others enjoy living in them. How cool is that? Personally, I think it’s very cool.

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My Journey to Hell – Rogues in Hell

Rogues in Hell

My mind’s eye, shuttered, shuddering with the expectation of surcease. A crystal ball splatters, the shards of dust and glass, the miasma of a life spent in ill purpose spewed forth. There is a shadow, it looms between the darkness and the doom. I can hear it’s breath, quietly, calmly, close – speaking words of villainy and despair. It cries out, it cries out, and the land is laid bare. It mocks me, with its simplistic thoughts, it’s maddening bent towards destruction – but I cannot stop listening. Its beat patter, rhythm, rhyme, the countless otherworldly time, boom boom boom, splat!

The names of generations of lost souls, spiraling down into the Abyss, purpose and goals lost and forgot in their descent. Past hope, past glory, past the possibility of redemption towards a place of no soul except that which is brought. A din of cries, a chorus of screams and countless maligned dreams. Witness the net result of perfidy, the final culmination of demesnes dire.

Well, if that ain’t enough of a cue, I’m talking about Hell. And guess what? I’m going to Hell! (Possibly in a hand-basket – those arrangements have not been made as of yet, but one can say that that would be spiffy!) And I’d like to share some of my journey there.

But, for those of you who may not be aware (or living in a distant space-time continuum in which these things do not occur), there is a series of books that began in the 1980′s called, “Heroes in Hell.” The main premise of the series is a compiling of stories of various famous (or rather infamous) historical characters and mythological beings, creatures, concepts, etc. and their myriad exploits in Hell. Because, that’s where the damned end up, right? In Hell. Tis no place for light, no tuppence, nor spirits bright.

The shared world anthology Heroes in Hell series, created by Janet and Chris Morris (originally published in from 1986 to 1989 by Baen) contains 12 books, of which 5 were full length novels and the remaining 7 were anthologies with contributions from various authors of the time (including: Gregory Benford, CJ Cherryh, Nancy Asire, David Drake, Robert Silverberg, Martin Caidin, Bill Kerby, Michael Armstrong, Robert L. Asprin, Brad Miner, Alexandra Sokolov, Lynn Abbey, Diana L. Paxson, Robert Sheckley, George Alec Effinger, Richard Groller, George Foy, and, of course Janet Morris and Chris Morris.)

I began reading this series when it came out; the covers captured my attention early on. (Yes, I’ve always been fascinated with the “dark” worlds and permutations thereof.) It was fun; there was Julius Ceasar, Napoleon and Wellington, Gilgamesh, Attila the Hun, Macchiavelli, Louis the XIV, Shakespeare, hundreds, thousands of classically recognized characters playing upon a field the size and breadth of … Hell! I remember thinking at the time, that this was a backdrop for a story that could have nearly infinite scope and the capacity to explore any type of story that one could possibly come up with. A story about the “good guys” would be boring, but here’s an entire Universe dedicated to the “bad guys”. The stories appealed to me …

So, that’s the back story. The history, as it were of why I’m writing this blog post.

Now, fast forward to last year. I was having a discussion with a friend online about books from the past, things we’d read and enjoyed. I told him about the Heroes in Hell series and who much fun the stories were. He had never heard of it before, so I used my Google-Fu and dug up some links and references to the series to share with him.

And then I read that the series was coming back, with a new book coming out in 2011!

I was, in current commentary, “OMG!” I had to know more … so I searched more, I looked and found some FaceBook pages talking about the series, and there was a number of posts with classical art pictures. I like art; I like to comment on FaceBook. So I started throwing random comments on the images, and that’s how I met Janet Morris online. At first, I did not know it was Janet; I was just having conversations with somebody online. From there, I was invited to join the group of authors currently gathered undergoing Hellish new story lines and more stories about Hell! Because, that’s where the fun is!

So, now I’m in Hell. Rogues in Hell, to be more precise. I have a story in this book, the 14th in the series, entitled, “Scent of a Weapon.” It’s a wee tale of Fionn mac Cumhaill’s travail to find the Spear of Lugh, a living weapon named Areadbhar. Along the way, with Brigid, he meets and befriends Caliban, son of Sycorax and together they find themselves in a frigid Hell of Anwnn … Fun, ensues.

I’m very jazzed about being in this book; to be included with an excellent bunch of awesome authors, and to be included in a series of such standing. It’s cool … I giggle with giddiness every time I think about it.

So come along, come with me, see what we can see as the zombie (that’s me) is out and about and having fun … in Hell!

On the Kindle: RIH – Kindle
On paper: RIH – Paperback

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Word 2012 – By Zombie Zak

Splatter

Word.

Start with one. Tickle it, dance with it, sing it a song of six pence and carry it around the room. Thrill to its existence, and be mired within it’s life force. Its power, its nature, its core essence the vitality you give unto it. Spirit touched, demon infused, beast kissed and femalien sliced, the word it is within its own right, its own fight. Flitter and splatter and run amok, this little thought and that little word is more than just the tick tock tick tock of the great grandfather clock.

From the shadows, I hear the voice with red, it’s dawn breaking upon the night, I dread, it’s rough hewn voice, the song of the dead, its might.

Rise up, from within your soul, and find the meaning, explain its choices without demeaning, and endure the dark for all, if it is just pure fiction, a lark. Take up with great trepidation all of your fears and bundle them together with joy and tears. This page of outstanding mummery is comforting in its blithe blithering baseball nunnery. Nonsensical, yet lyrical, a song, a dance, a swallow’s grace and a butterfly’s bitter embrace. The end is near and the near is so far away as I see the horizon settle upon the edge of my nose.

Tickle me a tuppence a feeling of suppliance, inebriated, stuck to the world of my imagination, the scatter of belief, the muse of joy and grief. These moments, encompassed in the shell of words, the beauty of life encased in these worlds, all a scatter and all a blather within and without the well of twirls. A simple soiree and I think today might be the day, in which I bend upon the scale and find another way.

A way to look at the world, at the words therein, to take from them as much as what I have to them, given. The image, that I craft, by word and by draft, is strong as much inside of me, as it is upon the page upon which I spill it. I do not know its final desire, nor the barrel of fuel to which it may fire. I am, without a doubt, a part, of this linguistic rout, sitting upon the edge of my own imagination, peering into the dark well, and thinking past the pagination.

I hear with my heart the words that have been split apart, and I know with my brain, the matters to which I need explain. There is no uncommon thing left within the soul of a dead man, to which any bloody fool knows is more than a complex zombie plan.

Red splatter, brain matter, what matter, we’ve got brain splatter!

Word.

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